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Anonymous: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

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billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

Anonymous: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE THE CUTEST THING THIS WEBSITE HAS EVER SEEN

AWWW thanks anon o3o you made my day!!! and seriously i dont even look cute wtf

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.



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marxlene:

officialmegane:

Unnecessary love triangles

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did you mean the entire teen fiction section

Cassandra Clare will hear you! sssh!

kemikalkat:

davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:

my mom got a bunch of nerds from school because she’s a teacher and she’s letting me eat them

kelsey this could have been worded better